>> Press torso into roof to check inventory and stats
It has been alleged, by many stock photos with text poorly photoshopped on top, that it's how you react in times of trouble that really define you as a person. Will you let animal instinct take over and panic? Will you lash out at those around you? Or will you keep your head, stay calm, and exercise some good old-fashioned sense? Obviously, based on your track record, only the most astute decisions will be made.
As you flail upon the roof, gripping with all your might onto the handles of your secateurs while your legs flap like a distressed flag in a hurricane, you realise that it's been a long time since you really took stock of your possessions. They could have slipped down, or disappeared into, anywhere inside your towel, and you won't want to waste time at Gertie and Gertie Enterprises by performing your own stock take. It occurs to you that a stock take of their inventory would serve as great evidence for your case, but that's not important now. The only thing that matters is checking what you've got, and how you feel.
Determined with your new course of action, you take one hand off the secateurs, aiming to use it to check your towel. However, this only makes it more difficult to check your inventory, on account of the increased impact of turbulence on your already ragdolled body. You let out a disappointed sigh, irritated by your body's treacherous submission to fluid dynamics, and place your hand back on the gardening tool. It feels like it's slicing further through the roof, but that's a future problem for a Lucy who knows what she's about.
Unable to use your hands, you settle for pushing your torso hard into the roof, squirming and shuffling to create a sensory picture of what lurks inside your clothing. You find:
Inventory:
MOT Certificates
Tourist Leaflets
Burned-out Bulbs (4)
£4.56
Road Map
The Thresher of Light
Secateurs (equipped)
Revolver
Rather pleased with your detective skills, especially in being able to delineate leaflets, a map, and an MOT certificate by nothing more than how much of a papercut they feel like they might give you, you reflect on what kind of a person finds themselves in your position.
Stats:
Charisma – 11
Self-confidence – 16
Sass – 13
Erudition – 15
Insolubility – 13
Contrition - 8
Serendipity – 11
Serenity – 9
Verisimilitude -11
Duplicity – 15
What a hero!
As you flail upon the roof, gripping with all your might onto the handles of your secateurs while your legs flap like a distressed flag in a hurricane, you realise that it's been a long time since you really took stock of your possessions. They could have slipped down, or disappeared into, anywhere inside your towel, and you won't want to waste time at Gertie and Gertie Enterprises by performing your own stock take. It occurs to you that a stock take of their inventory would serve as great evidence for your case, but that's not important now. The only thing that matters is checking what you've got, and how you feel.
Determined with your new course of action, you take one hand off the secateurs, aiming to use it to check your towel. However, this only makes it more difficult to check your inventory, on account of the increased impact of turbulence on your already ragdolled body. You let out a disappointed sigh, irritated by your body's treacherous submission to fluid dynamics, and place your hand back on the gardening tool. It feels like it's slicing further through the roof, but that's a future problem for a Lucy who knows what she's about.
Unable to use your hands, you settle for pushing your torso hard into the roof, squirming and shuffling to create a sensory picture of what lurks inside your clothing. You find:
Inventory:
MOT Certificates
Tourist Leaflets
Burned-out Bulbs (4)
£4.56
Road Map
The Thresher of Light
Secateurs (equipped)
Revolver
Rather pleased with your detective skills, especially in being able to delineate leaflets, a map, and an MOT certificate by nothing more than how much of a papercut they feel like they might give you, you reflect on what kind of a person finds themselves in your position.
Stats:
Charisma – 11
Self-confidence – 16
Sass – 13
Erudition – 15
Insolubility – 13
Contrition - 8
Serendipity – 11
Serenity – 9
Verisimilitude -11
Duplicity – 15
What a hero!
- Roof surf the rest of the journey with renewed confidence [Self-confidence check]
- Re-enter via the open passenger window and behave yourself [Erudition check]
- Relax for the remainder of the journey, holding onto secateurs [Serenity check]
- Ask Drainpipe Von Staffen for assistance [Charisma check]